From: erach27 on
Hi,
Can we make jokes about urine therapy ?
Sub-lingual urine is a good starting point.

So how about,
urine -- you can keep it below your tongue
urine -- you can wash your clothes in it
urine --- morarji's urine bottle turned up in vajpayee's fridge
the vajpayee who was never seen on television after he had the knee
replacement surgery
urine -- makes your boss cheerful
urine -- makes everybody smile
urine --- yellow teeth and all, hide it in your bathroom
urine -- make you smile and joke.

Erach
From: Sha1 on
On Jul 26, 8:06 pm, "erac...(a)gmail.com" <erac...(a)gmail.com> wrote:
> Hi,
> Can we make jokes about urine therapy ?
> Sub-lingual urine is a good starting point.
>
> So how about,
> urine -- you can keep it below your tongue
> urine -- you can wash your clothes in it
> urine --- morarji's urine bottle turned up in vajpayee's fridge
> the vajpayee who was never seen on television after he had the knee
> replacement surgery
> urine -- makes your boss cheerful
> urine -- makes everybody smile
> urine --- yellow teeth and all, hide it in your bathroom
> urine -- make you smile and joke.
>
> Erach

I make Urine Jokes all the time,Have 2 or would go nuts,I am eveb a
Legally Blind Artist with "INTOUCH,Australias Government Health
services 4 ppl with Multiple Sclerosis,Spinal Chord Injury,& some
other specific health conditions,My latest posted
is:-
SHA's FURIOSITY MOMENTS Cartoon also
submitted.
What Doc U want A Mid-Stream urine
Specimen?
You Joking or Are U Out of Touch with MS,Spinal Chord Injuries &
Incontinence???Not whole of the Joke. Whats wrong with Urine Jokes if
they R in good taste-fun & in regards 2 our Medical situation/s.?????
Laughter they say is the Best Medicine,But I also had trouble seeing
the sense of humour in this one!!!! Good try though,Perhaps many of us
R not with U,on your wavelength
eh!
From: J on
Zombywoof wrote:

> On Sat, 26 Jul 2008 22:11:44 -0700 (PDT), Sha1
> <whisperingwind01(a)gmail.com> wrote:
>
>
> Nothing if they are funny. I've been trying to come up with one and
> the best I've managed so far is:
>
> "Urine, it isn't just for the toilet anymore"
>
> Sounds more like an advertising slogan then a joke though.

Save on cost of water.
J

From: J on
Zombywoof wrote:

> On Sat, 26 Jul 2008 22:11:44 -0700 (PDT), Sha1
> <whisperingwind01(a)gmail.com> wrote:
>
> >
> Nothing if they are funny. I've been trying to come up with one and
> the best I've managed so far is:
>
> "Urine, it isn't just for the toilet anymore"
>
> Sounds more like an advertising slogan then a joke though.

Reduce, ReUse, ReCycle, but don't expect it to be a contraceptive.
We're not old gray mares.
J

From: erach27 on
urine and raw vegetarianism,
eat some veggies raw,
wash them down with urine,
and see you live long and healthy,
dont forget your condoms,
Erach