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From: erach27 on 28 Jul 2008 01:45 Gandhi (yes, none other than the Gandhi who you know as giving India independence) had written a book on nature cure which I have read. He does not mention urine therapy in it. But it is a thin book about 80 pages, where he had mentioned that dogs fast in an illness, and told others to fast for quick recovery. Now, there are no flies in my urine bathroom --------- since the urine is in glass bottles just covered with cotton (2 handkerchiefs on 2 bottles, and 2 pieces of folded "sadra" very thin cotton cloth on 2 bottles). I'll let you know when flies come in the urine room --------- I have not tied the bottles with string or rubber bands or anything because in my weakened stage the bottles may fall when I try to tie them. CHECK OUT RAW VEGETARIANISM ---- and eat a few partial raw veggies. I ate 2 pieces of chicken yesterday. Should I get married and have children (I am 44) or will medications from the age of 21 to 44 have damaged my sperm. A word on faster than light travel ---------- there are paradoxes in Einstein's relativity when applied to large objects and making the transition from microscopic objects / elementary particles to large objects -------- so my friend who is retired head of theoretical physics laboratory, physics research laboratory, ahmedabad, india -------- says we might see faster than light travel in my lifetime. Erach/Earache/and without a wife or a girlfriend
From: Sha1 on 28 Jul 2008 07:11 On Jul 27, 11:23 pm, Zombywoof <Zomby-W...(a)cox.net> wrote: > On Sat, 26 Jul 2008 22:11:44 -0700 (PDT), Sha1 > > > > > > <whisperingwin...(a)gmail.com> wrote: > >On Jul 26, 8:06 pm, "erac...(a)gmail.com" <erac...(a)gmail.com> wrote: > >> Hi, > >> Can we make jokes about urine therapy ? > >> Sub-lingual urine is a good starting point. > > >> So how about, > >> urine -- you can keep it below your tongue > >> urine -- you can wash your clothes in it > >> urine --- morarji's urine bottle turned up in vajpayee's fridge > >> the vajpayee who was never seen on television after he had the knee > >> replacement surgery > >> urine -- makes your boss cheerful > >> urine -- makes everybody smile > >> urine --- yellow teeth and all, hide it in your bathroom > >> urine -- make you smile and joke. > > >> Erach > > >I make Urine Jokes all the time,Have 2 or would go nuts,I am eveb a > >Legally Blind Artist with "INTOUCH,Australias Government Health > >services 4 ppl with Multiple Sclerosis,Spinal Chord Injury,& some > >other specific health conditions,My latest posted > >is:- > >SHA's FURIOSITY MOMENTS Cartoon also > >submitted. > >What Doc U want A Mid-Stream urine > >Specimen? > >You Joking or Are U Out of Touch with MS,Spinal Chord Injuries & > >Incontinence???Not whole of the Joke. Whats wrong with Urine Jokes if > >they R in good taste-fun & in regards 2 our Medical situation/s.????? > >Laughter they say is the Best Medicine,But I also had trouble seeing > >the sense of humour in this one!!!! Good try though,Perhaps many of us > >R not with U,on your wavelength > >eh! > > Nothing if they are funny. I've been trying to come up with one and > the best I've managed so far is: > > "Urine, it isn't just for the toilet anymore" > > Sounds more like an advertising slogan then a joke though. > -- > "Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites. > Moderation is for monks."- Hide quoted text - > > - Show quoted text - Not an easy subject to make Jokes about,thats why,I really keep mine within "INTOUCH" where I am the Featured Artist with the concept of the Seriousness/frustratingness of the problen from those sufferring MS,Spinal Chord Injuries,B'caus it's so often an issued neglected by docs & within this organization helps 2 lighten things up,as it's NOT a very easy issue to discuss,cope with often presents very Frustrating/ annoying problems,so INTOUCH,An Australian Funded Government service welcomes some Lightening up not only of this topic,but all related issues pertaining 2 MS & Spinal Cord Injuries,the pain,Frustration,with an emphasis towards Decent Humour ONLY,I don't know if something everyone really wants 2 read about in this group,Ya know a time/place 4 everything,guess thats the point I am trying 2 make here.This organization welcomes my Furiosity Moments as they can then summit their own,I draw,paint,scetch out a corresponding cartoon,& thus helps ppl registerred with Intouch 2 begin 2 participate in their first newsletter,so I guess I am kinda hinting that some topics R meant 4 certain services/places/groups!If ppl want 2 make joke here fine,if they R funny & tasteful/not crude as well as in accord with this group? :) If I had a cam-I would post my comic strip,which really cracks ppl up,not just those with health problems,sadly still awaiting 2 get one-hopefully asap.Wouldn't B same without it's cartoon!!!
From: Sha1 on 28 Jul 2008 07:16
On Jul 28, 3:45 pm, "erac...(a)gmail.com" <erac...(a)gmail.com> wrote: > Gandhi (yes, none other than the Gandhi who you know as giving India > independence) had written a book on nature cure which I have read. He > does not mention urine therapy in it. But it is a thin book about 80 > pages, where he had mentioned that dogs fast in an illness, and told > others to fast for quick recovery. > > Now, there are no flies in my urine bathroom --------- since the urine > is in glass bottles just covered with cotton (2 handkerchiefs on 2 > bottles, and 2 pieces of folded "sadra" very thin cotton cloth on 2 > bottles). > > I'll let you know when flies come in the urine room --------- I have > not tied the bottles with string or rubber bands or anything because > in my weakened stage the bottles may fall when I try to tie them. > > CHECK OUT RAW VEGETARIANISM ---- and eat a few partial raw veggies. I > ate 2 pieces of chicken yesterday. > > Should I get married and have children (I am 44) or will medications > from the age of 21 to 44 have damaged my sperm. > > A word on faster than light travel ---------- there are paradoxes in > Einstein's relativity when applied to large objects and making the > transition from microscopic objects / elementary particles to large > objects -------- so my friend who is retired head of theoretical > physics laboratory, physics research laboratory, ahmedabad, india > -------- says we might see faster than light travel in my lifetime. > > Erach/Earache/and without a wife or a girlfriend You Know You R absolutely right in regards 2 this faster than light topic,Yes a great possability we might,my bro is in Quantumn Physics & the breakthroughs being made is Mindboggling!!!! :) Your Friend. |