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From: RodS on 18 Jul 2008 01:30 Ozgirl wrote: > Cheri wrote: >> guys(a)consolidated.net wrote in message ... >>> A good diet might be to only eat foods you hate. >> >> If you only ate food you hate, then it couldn't be a *good* diet. No >> reason for anybody to eat foods they hate, wise choices of foods you >> like is a much better plan. :-) > > > Could be successful weight-wise though ;) I mean how much tripe, haggis or > other equally atrocious (lol) foods could one eat? > > Yeah horrible yucky stuff like broccoli :-) (- -) =m=(_)=m= RodS T2 Australia
From: Ozgirl on 18 Jul 2008 06:21 RodS wrote: > Ozgirl wrote: >> Cheri wrote: >>> guys(a)consolidated.net wrote in message ... >>>> A good diet might be to only eat foods you hate. >>> >>> If you only ate food you hate, then it couldn't be a *good* diet. No >>> reason for anybody to eat foods they hate, wise choices of foods you >>> like is a much better plan. :-) >> >> >> Could be successful weight-wise though ;) I mean how much tripe, >> haggis or other equally atrocious (lol) foods could one eat? >> >> > > Yeah horrible yucky stuff like broccoli :-) I could live on broccoli.
From: RodS on 18 Jul 2008 07:15 Ozgirl wrote: > RodS wrote: >> Ozgirl wrote: >>> Cheri wrote: >>>> guys(a)consolidated.net wrote in message ... >>>>> A good diet might be to only eat foods you hate. >>>> If you only ate food you hate, then it couldn't be a *good* diet. No >>>> reason for anybody to eat foods they hate, wise choices of foods you >>>> like is a much better plan. :-) >>> >>> Could be successful weight-wise though ;) I mean how much tripe, >>> haggis or other equally atrocious (lol) foods could one eat? >>> >>> >> Yeah horrible yucky stuff like broccoli :-) > > > I could live on broccoli. > WOW you must get giant stuff down your way we only get the normal sized stuff up here:-) (- -) =m=(_)=m= RodS T2 Australia >
From: hemyd on 18 Jul 2008 07:40 <guys(a)consolidated.net> wrote in message news:pl308497fdc3c39jrre0bafnqssssrs155(a)4ax.com... > > A good diet might be to only eat foods you hate. > > I have seen many actually load up on some diet food. > which defeats the diet's purpose. you > cannot fool mother nature. ---- People very > easily > > a few may be offended by the above. > I am only the messenger. > > > ----== Posted via Pronews.Com - Unlimited-Unrestricted-Secure Usenet > News==---- > http://www.pronews.com The #1 Newsgroup Service in the World! >100,000 > Newsgroups > ---= - Total Privacy via Encryption =--- I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people. --Ed Bluestone The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. --Jackie Gleason Holiday Stress Diet The following diet is designed to help you cope with the stress that builds up during the holidays. Breakfast: - � grapefruit - 1 slice whole wheat toast - 8 oz. skim milk Lunch: - 4 oz. lean broiled chicken breast - 1 cup steamed spinach - 1 cup herb tea - 1 Oreo cookie Mid-Afternoon snack: - The rest of Oreos in the package - 2 pints Rocky Road ice cream nuts, cherries and whipped cream 1 - jar hot fudge sauce Dinner: - 2 loaves garlic bread - 4 cans or 1 large pitcher Coke - 1 large sausage, mushroom and cheese pizza - 3 Snickers bars Late Evening News: - Entire frozen Sara Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from freezer) RULES FOR THIS DIET: 1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories. 2. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are cancelled out by the diet soda. 3. When you eat with someone else, calories don't count if you do not eat more than they do. 4. Food used for medicinal purposes NEVER count, such as hot chocolate, brandy, toast and Sara Lee Cheesecake. 5. If you fatten up everyone else around you, then you look thinner. 6. Movie related foods do not have additional calories because they are part of the entertainment package and not part of one's personal fuel. Examples: Milk Duds, buttered popcorn, Junior Mints, Red Hots and Tootsie Rolls. 7. Cookie pieces contain no calories. The process of breaking causes calorie leakage. 8. Things licked off knives and spoons have no calories if you are in the process of preparing something. 9. Foods that have the same color have the same number of calories. Examples are: spinach and pistachio ice cream; mushrooms and mashed potatoes. 10. Chocolate is a universal color and may be substituted for any other food color. 11. Anything consumed while standing has no calories. This due to gravity and the density of the caloric mass. 12. Anything consumed from someone else's plate has no calories since the calories rightfully belong to the other person and will cling to his/her plate. (We ALL know how calories like to cling!) REMEMBER: STRESSED SPELLED BACKWARDS IS DESSERTS An oldie....... Henry Mydlarz
From: Nicky on 18 Jul 2008 08:20
On Fri, 18 Jul 2008 21:40:25 +1000, "hemyd" <myd!!!hen(a)optusnet.com.au> wrote: >An oldie....... but goodie : ) Nicky. T2 dx 05/04 + underactive thyroid D&E, 100ug thyroxine Last A1c 5.4% BMI 25 |