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From: erach27 on 5 Apr 2008 02:58
hi,
i used to drink lots of tea to keep awake.
now i will not eat non-veg at community lunch but wait for rice and
dal or eat non-veg.

slept well with convergent cold shower (put sock on shower ----
bhavasar).

best regards,
erach
From: Rev. 11D Meow! on 5 Apr 2008 03:08

<erach27(a)gmail.com> wrote in message
news:8851c5f3-8b1b-4b29-b2fc-287a4659a799(a)b9g2000prh.googlegroups.com...
> hi,
> i used to drink lots of tea to keep awake.
> now i will not eat non-veg at community lunch but wait for rice and
> dal or eat non-veg.
>
> slept well with convergent cold shower (put sock on shower ----
> bhavasar).
>
> best regards,
> erach

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1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair
dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

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.....or Elvis-the-King(a)iseedeadpeople.com

4) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with
that.

5) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."

6) Pretend an unnatural fear of staplers.

7) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over
their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

8) In the memo field of all your checks, write "FOR SEXUAL FAVORS".

9) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."

10) Don't use any punctuation

11) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

12) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

13) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

14) Sing along at the opera.

15) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

16) Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. Play a tape of jungle sounds
all day.

17) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party
because you're not in the mood.

18) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.

19) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream"I Won!", "I Won!" 3rd time
this week!!!"

20) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling
"Run for your lives, they're loose!"

21) Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to
have to let one of you go."

22) Send this e-mail to everyone in your address book, even if they sent it
to you or have asked you not to send them stuff like this.

And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity....

23. Just remember every day that George W. Bush is president.






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