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From: Mr.Smartypants on 1 Jul 2008 15:10


Regulars here will remember that Rudy (Jonathon Ball) stated a few
years ago that he'd like to live next to two specific women so he
could terrorize them. Then there's his ongoing profane verbal abuse of
Lesley (Pearl).
Penis issues are obviously at the root of this. His shrivelled and
probably hideously deformed penis may have been laughed at by or
possibly even horrified past potential sex partners leaving Ball with
a hatred for women.

Then there are his problems with Dave, myself, and Rupert. Can anyone
doubt this is due to Ball knowing we have normal penises whilst his is
a miniature freak show hidden in his undies?

Any psychiatrist given the opportunity would drop everything if given
the chance to study Ball.

He'd definately make a landmark case study.
From: Rupert on 1 Jul 2008 16:05
On Jul 2, 3:10 am, "Mr.Smartypants" <anybod...(a)canada.com> wrote:
> Regulars here will remember that Rudy (Jonathon Ball) stated a few
> years ago that he'd like to live next to two specific women so he
> could terrorize them. Then there's his ongoing profane verbal abuse of
> Lesley (Pearl).
> Penis issues are obviously at the root of this. His shrivelled and
> probably hideously deformed penis may have been laughed at by or
> possibly even horrified past potential sex partners leaving Ball with
> a hatred for women.
>
> Then there are his problems with Dave, myself, and Rupert. Can anyone
> doubt this is due to Ball knowing we have normal penises whilst his is
> a miniature freak show hidden in his undies?
>
> Any psychiatrist given the opportunity would drop everything if given
> the chance to study Ball.
>
> He'd definately make a landmark case study.

Look, this is really a bit unkind. You know that Ball's behaviour
towards Dave stems from unrequited love. A lot of us have been through
unrequited love and it's not something to joke about.

Some people look at Ball and see a pathetic clown who spends half his
life publicly wallowing in his own excrement. I see a man who
desperately needs someone to reach out and rid him of his conviction
that no-one will ever love him. Ultimately, his usenet behaviour is a
cry for help.
From: Mr. Smartypants on 1 Jul 2008 16:43
On Jul 2, 6:05 am, Rupert <rupertmccal...(a)yahoo.com> wrote:
> On Jul 2, 3:10 am, "Mr.Smartypants" <anybod...(a)canada.com> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > Regulars here will remember that Rudy (Jonathon Ball) stated a few
> > years ago that he'd like to live next to two specific women so he
> > could terrorize them. Then there's his ongoing profane verbal abuse of
> > Lesley (Pearl).
> > Penis issues are obviously at the root of this. His shrivelled and
> > probably hideously deformed penis may have been laughed at by or
> > possibly even horrified past potential sex partners leaving Ball with
> > a hatred for women.
>
> > Then there are his problems with Dave, myself, and Rupert. Can anyone
> > doubt this is due to Ball knowing we have normal penises whilst his is
> > a miniature freak show hidden in his undies?
>
> > Any psychiatrist given the opportunity would drop everything if given
> > the chance to study Ball.
>
> > He'd definately make a landmark case study.
>
> Look, this is really a bit unkind. You know that Ball's behaviour
> towards Dave stems from unrequited love. A lot of us have been through
> unrequited love and it's not something to joke about.
>
> Some people look at Ball and see a pathetic clown who spends half his
> life publicly wallowing in his own excrement. I see a man who
> desperately needs someone to reach out and rid him of his conviction
> that no-one will ever love him. Ultimately, his usenet behaviour is a
> cry for help.-

Well there you have it. I took the hard clinical approach and you took
the more human compassionate approach.

What if we're both right?


From: dh on 3 Jul 2008 10:01
On Tue, 1 Jul 2008 12:10:10 -0700 (PDT), "Mr.Smartypants" <anybody23(a)canada.com> wrote:

>
>
>Regulars here will remember that Rudy (Jonathon Ball) stated a few
>years ago that he'd like to live next to two specific women so he
>could terrorize them. Then there's his ongoing profane verbal abuse of
>Lesley (Pearl).
>Penis issues are obviously at the root of this. His shrivelled and
>probably hideously deformed penis may have been laughed at by or
>possibly even horrified past potential sex partners leaving Ball with
>a hatred for women.
>
>Then there are his problems with Dave, myself, and Rupert. Can anyone
>doubt this is due to Ball knowing we have normal penises whilst his is
>a miniature freak show hidden in his undies?
>
>Any psychiatrist given the opportunity would drop everything if given
>the chance to study Ball.
>
>He'd definately make a landmark case study.

He's probably too far gone for any hope though. I imagine
his doctor gave up on him years ago, even if he is still taking
money for dealing with him.
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