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From: Jimmy.Morgan on 2 Aug 2008 18:39
On Aug 2, 3:12�pm, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <KB9RQZ> wrote:
> Here follows the one true ballot for the July 2008 Usenet Kook
> Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
> burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
> Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
>
> * you are a notorious net.kook
> * you attempt to vote twice
> * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
> * you vote for or against yourself
> * you vote in a thread other than this one
> * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
> * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
> * you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
> * you have officially been declared non-existent
> * you are under the protection of a Formosa ruling
>
> Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
> until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) EDT on August 10th to cast your votes.
> Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
>
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>
> BOBO AWARD
> �(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> �Patrick Michael Sullivan AKA The Kearsley Curse
>
> �YES
> �NO
> �Abstain
>
> KOOK OF THE MONTH
> �(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> �Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
> �Scott Abraham
> �Neither of the above
> �Abstain
>
> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
> �(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> �Craig Chilton
> �David "Yads" Yadallee AKA "The Doctor" of rec.arts.drwho
> �No Einstein
> �None of the above
> �Abstain
>
> COWARD OF THE MONTH
> �(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> �Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
> �Scott Abraham
> �Neither of the above
> �Abstain
>
> GOLDEN KILLFILE
> �(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> �David "Yads" Yadallee AKA "The Doctor" of rec.arts.drwho
> �Top Poster of rec.arts.drwho
> �Neither of the above
> �Abstain
>
> JOSEPH BARTLO MEMORIAL PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
> �(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> �Bob Milby AKA Patriot Games
> �Bucky Breeder
> �David "Yads" Yadallee AKA "The Doctor" of rec.arts.drwho
> �Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
> �None of the above
> �Abstain
>
> BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
> �(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> �Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
>
> �YES
> �NO
> �Abstain
>
> PALMJOB PADDLE
> �(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> �Bob Milby AKA Patriot Games
> �Yads AKA "The Doctor" of rec.arts.drwho
> �None of the above
> �Abstain
>
> TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
> �(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> �Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
> �Zarbiface of rec.arts.drwho
> �Neither of the above
> �Abstain
>
> DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
> �(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> �"Atlanta's non-drought" by Dr. Andrew B. Chung
>
> �YES
> �NO
> �Abstain
>
> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
> �(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> �Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
> �David "Yads" Yadallee AKA "The Doctor" of rec.arts.drwho
> �Neither of the above
> �Abstain
>
> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
> �(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> �David "Yads" Yadallee AKA "The Doctor" of rec.arts.drwho
> �Ray Gordon Parker
> �Neither of the above
> �Abstain
>
> UNABOMBER SURPRISE
> �(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> �Jennifer "Spanglebabykins" Nance of alt.gossip.celebrities
> �Y.Y. Porat of sci.physics
> �Neither of the above
> �Abstain
>
> GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
> �(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> �Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
> �Y.Y. Porat of sci.physics
> �Neither of the above
> �Abstain
>
> BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
> �(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> �Ernie Primeau, trained by Farrel Manne
> �Jamie "Lamie" Baillie, trained by the NANA* subhierarchy
> �Neither of the above
> �Abstain
>
> EDMOND WOLLMANN MEMORIAL "RUBBER TURKEY" FOR JULY 4TH 2008
> �(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> �Brad Guth
> �Craig Chilton
> �Neither of the above
> �Abstain
>
> HAMMER OF THOR
> �(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> �Pope Snarky
>
> �YES
> �NO
> �Abstain
>
> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
> �(Vote for one or abstain)
>
> �David "Yads" Yadallee AKA "The Doctor" of rec.arts.drwho
> �Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
> �Abstain
>
> OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
> �(Vote for one or abstain)
>
> �Bill Hughes
> �David "Yads" Yadallee AKA "The Doctor" of rec.arts.drwho
> �Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
> �Abstain
>
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>
> Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow.
> --
> The Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler of AUK:
http://ipunce.blogspot.com
(under construction)

Are we to assume that YOU are "implying" that your English skills
rival Morkie's?

As for the comments you quoted, they were mine, yet nothing
"implies" anything that I have been sodomized, voluntarilly or
otherwise.




From: an old friend on 2 Aug 2008 20:37
On Aug 2, 6:39 pm, Jimmy.Mor...(a)rocketmail.com wrote:
> On Aug 2, 3:12 pm, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <KB9RQZ> wrote:

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