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From: NOSPAM on 22 Sep 2008 11:22 On Sun, 21 Sep 2008 23:25:18 -0700, john w <john w<no>@yahoo<no>.com> wrote: > > And if you want me to be wise, try showing some wisdom of your own. Why worry, short bus johnnie? According to you, you already know everything.
From: DOC on 22 Sep 2008 11:24 On Sun, 21 Sep 2008 23:26:52 -0700, john w <john w<no>@yahoo<no>.com> wrote: > > You then just called Jesus a liar! Jesus called the Pharisees a >number of things; not one of them was nice. > Nevertheless, short bus johnnie, Jesus never used profanities as you falsely claim He did. > Nor did I "call you a name." I labeled you in a manner deserving of >how you behave/mis-behave. > Oh, bollocks. YOUR behavior is reprehensible and disgusting. > Nor do you judge me. > john w you are judged according to your behavior, and your behavior is terrible. Try cleaning up your own act if you want ANY respect from anyone.
From: NOSPAM on 22 Sep 2008 11:25 On Mon, 22 Sep 2008 04:38:29 -0400, "Robibnikoff" <witchypoo(a)broomstick.com> wrote: > >"john w @yahoo .com>" <john w<nono> screeched: > >> On Fri, 19 Sep 2008 15:50:32 -0700 (PDT), "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" >>>It remains my personal choice to not be religious. >>> >>>"Name-calling is lying." -- Holy Spirit >> >> You then just called Jesus a liar! Jesus called the Pharisees a >> number of things; not one of them was nice. > >Two mentally-ill self-righteous idiots battling it out on Usenet. Who's >bringing the popcorn? I will, Robyn!! Should be a good show, I hear! :+D
From: -... Matt ... trdell1234 on 22 Sep 2008 13:19 On Fri, 19 Sep 2008 17:13:51 -0600, ABC <AndrewBChung(a)foolsville.ugh> wrote: > > 1. HOW DO YOU GET HOLY WATER? >You boil the hell out of it. > >2. WHAT DO FISH SAY WHEN THEY HIT A CONCRETE WALL? >Dam > >3. WHAT DO ESKIMOS GET FROM SITTING ON THE ICE TOO LONG? >Polaroids > >4. WHAT DO YOU CALL A BOOMERANG THAT DOESN'T WORK? >A stick > >5. WHAT DO YOU CALL CHEESE THAT ISN'T YOURS/ >Nacho cheese > >6. WHAT DO YOU CALL SANTA'S HELPERS/ >Subordinate clauses > >7. WHAT DO YOU CALL FOUR BULLFIGHTERS IN QUICKSAND? >Quatro Sinko > >8. WHAT DO YOU GET FROM A PAMPERED COW? >Spoiled milk > >9. WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A SNOWMAN WITH A VAMPIRE? >Frostbite > >10. WHAT LIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN AND TWITCHES? >A nervous wreck > >11. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ROAST BEEF AND PEA SOUP? >Anyone can roast beef > >12. WHERE DO YOU FIND A DOG WITH NO LEGS? >Right where you left him. > >13. WHY DO GORILLAS HAVE BIG NOSTRILS? >Because they have big fingers > >14. WHY DON'T BLIND PEOPLE LIKE TO SKY DIVE? >Because it scares the heck out of the dog > >15. WHAT KIND OF COFFEE WAS SERVED ON THE TITANIC? >Sanka > >16. WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HARLEY AND A HOOVER? >The location of the dirt bag. > >17. WHY DOES A PILGRIM'S PANTS ALWAYS FALL DOWN? >Because they wear their belt buckle on their hat > >18. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BAD GOLFER AND A BAD SKYDIVER? >A bad golfer goes whack, damn. A bad skydiver goes damn, whack. > >19. HOW DO YOU CATCH A UNIQUE RABBIT? >Unique up on it >HOW DO YOU CATCH A TAME RABBIT? >Tame way, unique up on it > >20. WHAT DO YOU CALL SKYDIVING LAWYERS? >Skeet > >21. WHAT GOES CLOP,CLOP,CLOP, BANG, BANG, CLOP, CLOP, CLOP? >An Amish drive-by shooting Thanks for this always good to get a laugh out of the NGs between all the other stuff. One suggestion think we should change #20 to 20. WHAT DO YOU CALL SKYDIVING LAWYERS and POLITICIANS? Skeet 21 was good also. Be Well Matt Let not your anger bind you to the past, to the offense, or to the offender. Instead, turn the ashes of your experience into a kindling of dignity for yourself and compassion for others DRL
From: Thommadura on 22 Sep 2008 13:38
DOC wrote: > On Sun, 21 Sep 2008 23:26:52 -0700, john w <john w<no>@yahoo<no>.com> > wrote: > >> You then just called Jesus a liar! Jesus called the Pharisees a >> number of things; not one of them was nice. >> > Nevertheless, short bus johnnie, Jesus never used profanities as you > falsely claim He did. Since the christ never really actually lived on earth - there is no point anyway. > >> Nor did I "call you a name." I labeled you in a manner deserving of >> how you behave/mis-behave. >> > Oh, bollocks. > YOUR behavior is reprehensible and disgusting. Just like the god of the old testament - who committed genocide - murder - encouraged taking human booty (virgins) and was altogether a pretty represhesible and disgusting figure. You hit the nail on the head with your description > >> Nor do you judge me. >> john w > > you are judged according to your behavior, and your behavior is > terrible. Try cleaning up your own act if you want ANY respect from > anyone. You clean up your own act - try believing in reality and life and humanity rather than a bunch of the thousands of gods that humans have created. |