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From: Chuck Stamford on 19 Sep 2008 19:27

"ABC" <AndrewBChung(a)foolsville.ugh> wrote in message
news:AndrewBChung-57AEEB.17135119092008(a)comcast.dca.giganews.com...
>
> 1. HOW DO YOU GET HOLY WATER?
> You boil the hell out of it.
>
> 2. WHAT DO FISH SAY WHEN THEY HIT A CONCRETE WALL?
> Dam
>
> 3. WHAT DO ESKIMOS GET FROM SITTING ON THE ICE TOO LONG?
> Polaroids
>
> 4. WHAT DO YOU CALL A BOOMERANG THAT DOESN'T WORK?
> A stick
>
> 5. WHAT DO YOU CALL CHEESE THAT ISN'T YOURS/
> Nacho cheese
>
> 6. WHAT DO YOU CALL SANTA'S HELPERS/
> Subordinate clauses
>
> 7. WHAT DO YOU CALL FOUR BULLFIGHTERS IN QUICKSAND?
> Quatro Sinko
>
> 8. WHAT DO YOU GET FROM A PAMPERED COW?
> Spoiled milk
>
> 9. WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A SNOWMAN WITH A VAMPIRE?
> Frostbite
>
> 10. WHAT LIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN AND TWITCHES?
> A nervous wreck
>
> 11. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ROAST BEEF AND PEA SOUP?
> Anyone can roast beef
>
> 12. WHERE DO YOU FIND A DOG WITH NO LEGS?
> Right where you left him.
>
> 13. WHY DO GORILLAS HAVE BIG NOSTRILS?
> Because they have big fingers
>
> 14. WHY DON'T BLIND PEOPLE LIKE TO SKY DIVE?
> Because it scares the heck out of the dog
>
> 15. WHAT KIND OF COFFEE WAS SERVED ON THE TITANIC?
> Sanka
>
> 16. WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HARLEY AND A HOOVER?
> The location of the dirt bag.
>
> 17. WHY DOES A PILGRIM'S PANTS ALWAYS FALL DOWN?
> Because they wear their belt buckle on their hat
>
> 18. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BAD GOLFER AND A BAD SKYDIVER?
> A bad golfer goes whack, damn. A bad skydiver goes damn, whack.
>
> 19. HOW DO YOU CATCH A UNIQUE RABBIT?
> Unique up on it
> HOW DO YOU CATCH A TAME RABBIT?
> Tame way, unique up on it
>
> 20. WHAT DO YOU CALL SKYDIVING LAWYERS?
> Skeet
>
> 21. WHAT GOES CLOP,CLOP,CLOP, BANG, BANG, CLOP, CLOP, CLOP?
> An Amish drive-by shooting

Almost all of them were really amusing, but the last to I actually laughed
out loud. Thanks a lot.


From: Robibnikoff on 19 Sep 2008 20:23

"john w @yahoo .com>" <john w<nono> lied:

>
> I'm not interested in your blasphemies.

Which is why you can't stop replying.
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
If you can't be a good example....
You'll just have to be a horrible warning.


From: Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD on 20 Sep 2008 10:38
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From: Mark K. Bilbo on 20 Sep 2008 10:51
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:
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>
> http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/5ed925253232ff23?

http://chung.is.a.kook/somebody/get.a.net

--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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"You know, I'd get it if people were just looking for a
way to fill the holes. But they want the holes. They wanna
live in the holes. And they go nuts when someone else
pours dirt in their holes.

"Climb out of your holes people!"

- Dr. House, on faith
From: Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD on 20 Sep 2008 11:01
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