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From: Mark K. Bilbo on 19 Sep 2008 10:47 Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote: > john w wrote: >> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote: >>> Alex W. wrote: >>>> convicted neighbor Vera " ::: good news runner :::" wrote: >>>>> Yes, it was terrible when they crucified Jesus. >>>> Terrible? >> Re: Think WDJW <>< >> >> I think too many have little or no clue "what Jesus would do." Too >> few actually know Him; too few even bother to try to understand Him as >> He was and is. >> >> What we all need to do is to seek His power to do our very best, and >> ask for His forgiveness when we don't do our very best. >> >> john w > > WDJW stands for "What does Jesus want?" For you to shut up. (Hey, that's what he muttered yesterday) -- Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423 EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion ------------------------------------------------------------ "You know, I'd get it if people were just looking for a way to fill the holes. But they want the holes. They wanna live in the holes. And they go nuts when someone else pours dirt in their holes. "Climb out of your holes people!" - Dr. House, on faith
From: Thommadura on 19 Sep 2008 12:02 Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote: > Alex W. wrote: >> convicted neighbor Vera " ::: good news runner :::" wrote: >>> Yes, it was terrible when they crucified Jesus. >> Terrible? > > Yes. > >> How could it have been terrible? > > The brutal torture and killing of an innocent is bad. No - that is supposedly what he came for. Why is it terrible to fullfill your gods knowledge?
From: Virgil on 19 Sep 2008 14:53 "In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season. The Christians called it 'Christmas' and went to church. The Jews called it 'Chanukah' and went to synagogue. The Atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say 'Merry Christmas!' or 'Happy Hanukkah!' or (to the atheists) 'Look out for the wall!'" "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." Mark Twain
From: Robibnikoff on 19 Sep 2008 18:13 "john w @yahoo .com>" <john w<nono> whined: > > I disagree. Kook fight! -- Robyn Resident Witchypoo BAAWA Knight! #1557 If you can't be a good example.... You'll just have to be a horrible warning.
From: ABC on 19 Sep 2008 19:13
1. HOW DO YOU GET HOLY WATER? You boil the hell out of it. 2. WHAT DO FISH SAY WHEN THEY HIT A CONCRETE WALL? Dam 3. WHAT DO ESKIMOS GET FROM SITTING ON THE ICE TOO LONG? Polaroids 4. WHAT DO YOU CALL A BOOMERANG THAT DOESN'T WORK? A stick 5. WHAT DO YOU CALL CHEESE THAT ISN'T YOURS/ Nacho cheese 6. WHAT DO YOU CALL SANTA'S HELPERS/ Subordinate clauses 7. WHAT DO YOU CALL FOUR BULLFIGHTERS IN QUICKSAND? Quatro Sinko 8. WHAT DO YOU GET FROM A PAMPERED COW? Spoiled milk 9. WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A SNOWMAN WITH A VAMPIRE? Frostbite 10. WHAT LIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN AND TWITCHES? A nervous wreck 11. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ROAST BEEF AND PEA SOUP? Anyone can roast beef 12. WHERE DO YOU FIND A DOG WITH NO LEGS? Right where you left him. 13. WHY DO GORILLAS HAVE BIG NOSTRILS? Because they have big fingers 14. WHY DON'T BLIND PEOPLE LIKE TO SKY DIVE? Because it scares the heck out of the dog 15. WHAT KIND OF COFFEE WAS SERVED ON THE TITANIC? Sanka 16. WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HARLEY AND A HOOVER? The location of the dirt bag. 17. WHY DOES A PILGRIM'S PANTS ALWAYS FALL DOWN? Because they wear their belt buckle on their hat 18. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BAD GOLFER AND A BAD SKYDIVER? A bad golfer goes whack, damn. A bad skydiver goes damn, whack. 19. HOW DO YOU CATCH A UNIQUE RABBIT? Unique up on it HOW DO YOU CATCH A TAME RABBIT? Tame way, unique up on it 20. WHAT DO YOU CALL SKYDIVING LAWYERS? Skeet 21. WHAT GOES CLOP,CLOP,CLOP, BANG, BANG, CLOP, CLOP, CLOP? An Amish drive-by shooting |