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From: Robert Maas, http://tinyurl.com/uh3t on 7 Aug 2008 13:35
<http://www.funnyordie.com/jokes/cfae2c53fa>
| Paris Hilton made us turkey sandwiches. Herself. We didn't even ask for
| them. The mustard was spicy, the bread was toasted...they were perfect.

She sounds like the kind of woman I've always wanted to find to
have a chance that she might become my wife. Is she still available?
Would she be willing to meet a guy with an IQ of 150 and a HotOrNot
rating of 8 who placed top five nationwide in a math contest?
Is there anybody reading this who knows somebody who knows somebody
who knows somebody who personally knows her and could introduce us?
<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erd%C5%91s_number>
So do any of you have a Paris number less than five?
From: Gina on 7 Aug 2008 13:38
Ummmm....you don't have very high standards, do you ? <smile>

Gina

Am I going crazy?
Am I insane and dazed?
Am I too lost to face it?
And what will it cost
To escape?
KoRn







On Aug 7, 1:35 pm, jaycx2.3.calrob...(a)spamgourmet.com.remove (Robert
Maas, http://tinyurl.com/uh3t) wrote:
> <http://www.funnyordie.com/jokes/cfae2c53fa>
> | Paris Hilton made us turkey sandwiches.  Herself.  We didn't even ask for
> | them.  The mustard was spicy, the bread was toasted...they were perfect.
>
> She sounds like the kind of woman I've always wanted to find to
> have a chance that she might become my wife. Is she still available?
> Would she be willing to meet a guy with an IQ of 150 and a HotOrNot
> rating of 8 who placed top five nationwide in a math contest?
> Is there anybody reading this who knows somebody who knows somebody
> who knows somebody who personally knows her and could introduce us?
>  <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erd%C5%91s_number>
> So do any of you have a Paris number less than five?

From: clitteigh on 7 Aug 2008 16:54
YOU GO, PARIS ...


http://notsafeforkids.com/?page_id=738
From: % on 7 Aug 2008 22:58
Robert Maas, http://tinyurl.com/uh3t wrote:
> <http://www.funnyordie.com/jokes/cfae2c53fa>
>> Paris Hilton made us turkey sandwiches. Herself. We didn't even
>> ask for them. The mustard was spicy, the bread was toasted...they
>> were perfect.
>
> She sounds like the kind of woman I've always wanted to find to
> have a chance that she might become my wife. Is she still available?
> Would she be willing to meet a guy with an IQ of 150 and a HotOrNot
> rating of 8 who placed top five nationwide in a math contest?
> Is there anybody reading this who knows somebody who knows somebody
> who knows somebody who personally knows her and could introduce us?
> <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erd%C5%91s_number>
> So do any of you have a Paris number less than five?



don't listen to Robert


From: God versus a can of tuna on 8 Aug 2008 01:43
On Aug 7, 10:35 am, jaycx2.3.calrob...(a)spamgourmet.com.remove (Robert
Maas, http://tinyurl.com/uh3t) wrote:
> <http://www.funnyordie.com/jokes/cfae2c53fa>
> | Paris Hilton made us turkey sandwiches. Herself. We didn't even ask for
> | them. The mustard was spicy, the bread was toasted...they were perfect.
>
> She sounds like the kind of woman I've always wanted to find to
> have a chance that she might become my wife. Is she still available?
> Would she be willing to meet a guy with an IQ of 150 and a HotOrNot
> rating of 8 who placed top five nationwide in a math contest?
> Is there anybody reading this who knows somebody who knows somebody
> who knows somebody who personally knows her and could introduce us?
> <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erd%C5%91s_number>
> So do any of you have a Paris number less than five?

You couldn't be too bright if you want Paris as your wife.
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