Prev: Hi All
Next: AD: Free streaming audio tutorials on how to meet and pick up women.
From: uglav on 8 Aug 2008 06:27
On Aug 8, 5:35 am, jaycx2.3.calrob...(a)spamgourmet.com.remove (Robert
Maas, http://tinyurl.com/uh3t) wrote:
> <http://www.funnyordie.com/jokes/cfae2c53fa>
> | Paris Hilton made us turkey sandwiches. Herself. We didn't even ask for
> | them. The mustard was spicy, the bread was toasted...they were perfect.
>
> She sounds like the kind of woman I've always wanted to find to
> have a chance that she might become my wife. Is she still available?
> Would she be willing to meet a guy with an IQ of 150 and a HotOrNot
> rating of 8 who placed top five nationwide in a math contest?
> Is there anybody reading this who knows somebody who knows somebody
> who knows somebody who personally knows her and could introduce us?
> <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erd%C5%91s_number>
> So do any of you have a Paris number less than five?

She is not married yet, so she might still be available.
She is a rich clothes horse who seems to be able to get most of
everything she ever wanted. If what they say is true that people are
attracted to qualitites they do not have themselves that they wish to
have (or have themselves but wish more of) you never know. She
doesn't need a rich man as she seems to be able to make her own as
well as inherit. Her own genes are alright. She may well be
attracted to a man with high IQ.
Go for it! I suggest you try to contact her via the tv network of her
old show with a gift that shows your Mathematical ability.
From: Robert Maas, http://tinyurl.com/uh3t on 16 Aug 2008 02:48
> From: ug...(a)hotmail.com
> She is not married yet, so she might still be available.

OK, one very small point in my favor.

> She doesn't need a rich man as she seems to be able to make her
> own as well as inherit.

Another small point in my favor.

> Her own genes are alright.

OK.

> She may well be attracted to a man with high IQ.

Mine is about 150. Is that high enough for her?

> Go for it!

Easier said than done.

> I suggest you try to contact her via the tv network of her old show

According to IMDB, she was in one episode each of five different TV
shows, never a regular on any TV show, so maybe you're mistaken
about that?

So I'm back to asking whether anybody in this newsgroup knows
anybody who knows anybody who knows anybody who knows anybody who
knows her.

No wait, she produced the series "The Simple Life", is that what
you are referring to?

> with a gift that shows your Mathematical ability.

I can think of only two ideas of what to present her:
- I have software that produces a pair of two large primes such
that the digits of each prime are totally random looking (except
for low-order digits which don't show any factors), yet their
product has high-order digits the same as any desired 10 or 11
digit prefix such as your telephone number. I could create a
custom product of primes which has he private phone number as
the high-order digits, except that I don't know anyone who knows
anyone who knows her private phone number. Maybe she'd accept an
alternative gift. I could look on the Web to find all phone
numbers of all Hilton hotels around the world, and make up a
product of primes for each of those numbers.
- I have an idea for something like the inverse of a phone tree,
whereby tiers of associates filter contact toward a very popular
person such as a movie star, where only the best contacts get
past each tier to the next, and only the best of the bestest get
all the way to the star. Maybe you can help me implement it?
First  |  Prev  | 
Pages: 1 2
Prev: Hi All
Next: AD: Free streaming audio tutorials on how to meet and pick up women.