Old Joke..... a QOTD reminded me of this.
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From: Tennessee Tony on 18 Sep 2008 19:09 Older people have problems you haven't even considered yet! An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor�s office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what h happened and the man explained, "Well, doc, it�s like this, - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an arm pit, and she even tried squeezing it between her knees, but still nothing. The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" The old man replied, "Yep, - but NONE of us could get the jar open! -- ========== Please DELETE this text block when replying! ========== Contact the moderators at: asapm-board(a)stump.algebra.com The charter is available at: http://readystump.algebra.com/~asapm ========= This notice is added to each approved article ==========
From: weeks on 18 Sep 2008 19:49 LOL! Thanks for the laugh, Tono! smiles, Elise "Tennessee Tony" <tennessee.tony(a)gmail.com> wrote in message news:6jg4afF3575sU1(a)mid.individual.net... > Older people have problems you haven't even considered yet! > > An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part > of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this > jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." > > > The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor�s office and > gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. > > The doctor asked what h happened and the man explained, "Well, doc, it�s > like this, - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried > with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She > tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried > with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still > nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, > first with both hands, then an arm pit, and she even tried squeezing it > between her knees, but still nothing. > > The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" The old man replied, > "Yep, - but NONE of us could get the jar open! > > -- > ========== Please DELETE this text block when replying! ========== > Contact the moderators at: asapm-board(a)stump.algebra.com > The charter is available at: http://readystump.algebra.com/~asapm > ========= This notice is added to each approved article ========== > -- ========== Please DELETE this text block when replying! ========== Contact the moderators at: asapm-board(a)stump.algebra.com The charter is available at: http://readystump.algebra.com/~asapm ========= This notice is added to each approved article ==========
From: kilikini on 19 Sep 2008 07:33 weeks wrote: > LOL! Thanks for the laugh, Tono! > smiles, > Elise > That was cute, Ton. Thanks. :~) kili -- ========== Please DELETE this text block when replying! ========== Contact the moderators at: asapm-board(a)stump.algebra.com The charter is available at: http://readystump.algebra.com/~asapm ========= This notice is added to each approved article ==========
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