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From: Mandy on 30 Jul 2008 10:52
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend

and I had been dating for over a year, and so we

decided to get married. There was only one

little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful

younger sister.



My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore

very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She
would regularly bend down when she was near

me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to
be deliberate. Because she never did it when she

was near anyone else.



One day her "little" sister called and asked me to

come over to check the wedding invitations. She was

alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that

she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once
before I got married and committed my life to her

sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.



She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if

you want one last wild fling, just come up and get

me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her

go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then

turned and made a beeline straight to the front door,
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my

car.


Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing

outside, all clapping!



With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and

said, "We are very happy that you have passed our

little test. We couldn't ask for a better

man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."



And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.

--
Stay Safe, Mandy
Money talks, chocolate sings
http://mandy2.bravehost.com/
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