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From: inconsequential on 17 Sep 2008 08:29
Marriage Counselling

The husband and wife go to a counselor after 15 years of marriage.The
counselor asks them what the problem is.

The wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they have ever had in
the 15 years they've been married. She goes on and on and on.

Finally, the counselor gets up, goes around the desk, embraces the woman
and kisses her passionately. The woman shuts up and sits quietly in a daze.

The counselor turns to the husband and says "that is what your wife
needs at least three times a week. Can you do that?"

The husband thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, I can get her here
to your office Monday and Wednesday, but Friday I golf."
..
From: used2be on 17 Sep 2008 14:51
inconsequential wrote:
> Marriage Counselling
>
> The husband and wife go to a counselor after 15 years of marriage.The
> counselor asks them what the problem is.
>
> The wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they have ever had
> in the 15 years they've been married. She goes on and on and on.
>
> Finally, the counselor gets up, goes around the desk, embraces the
> woman and kisses her passionately. The woman shuts up and sits
> quietly in a daze.
> The counselor turns to the husband and says "that is what your wife
> needs at least three times a week. Can you do that?"
>
> The husband thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, I can get her here
> to your office Monday and Wednesday, but Friday I golf."
>

no matter how many times i hear this joke, it *still* cracks me up every
time. :)


From: Self-hating Troll on 18 Sep 2008 02:15
On Wed, 17 Sep 2008 13:29:01 +0100, inconsequential wrote:

> Marriage Counselling
>
> The husband and wife go to a counselor after 15 years of marriage.The
> counselor asks them what the problem is.
>
> The wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they have ever had in
> the 15 years they've been married. She goes on and on and on.
>
> Finally, the counselor gets up, goes around the desk, embraces the woman
> and kisses her passionately. The woman shuts up and sits quietly in a daze.
>
> The counselor turns to the husband and says "that is what your wife
> needs at least three times a week. Can you do that?"
>
> The husband thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, I can get her here
> to your office Monday and Wednesday, but Friday I golf."
> .

I would definitely counsel against marriage for all.

Some funny things I just read:

Henny Youngman, who begged audiences to �take my wife, please�, and then
followed with lines like:
�I haven�t talked to my wife in three days. I didn�t want to interrupt
her.� �I took my wife to a wife-swapping party. I had to throw in some
cash.� Being Jewish, Youngman could use barbs about Jews, because his
audiences knew they were tossed out with affection for Jews. Examples:�
�Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They�re worth it.� �Why do Jewish men
die before their wives? They want to.� �Why don�t Jews drink? It interferes
with their suffering.�

--
"They are filthily arrogant, these
doctors, aren't they?"
Rowland McDonnell dissing doctors - Aug 30, 2007
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