From: . on
On Sep 25, 2:06�pm, Rob Kleinschmidt <Rkleinsch1216...(a)aol.com> wrote:

> I have it on good authority that my direct ancestors
> invented both fire and the wheel, so the rest of you
> guys owe me bigtime for these contributions.

My direct ancestors were Odinn and Thor...

From: Rob Kleinschmidt on
On Sep 25, 2:35 pm, "." <yefelnag...(a)yahoo.com> wrote:
> On Sep 25, 2:06 pm, Rob Kleinschmidt <Rkleinsch1216...(a)aol.com> wrote:
>
> > I have it on good authority that my direct ancestors
> > invented both fire and the wheel, so the rest of you
> > guys owe me bigtime for these contributions.
>
> My direct ancestors were Odinn and Thor...

And that's one of your more credible assertions.

From: S'mee on
On Sep 25, 3:06 pm, Rob Kleinschmidt <Rkleinsch1216...(a)aol.com> wrote:
> On Sep 25, 12:18 pm, gruhn <gr...(a)rararchitects.com> wrote:
>
> > Prefer to base my self worth on evaluation of what I do rather than
> > historic fantasy.
>
> Wot ? You don't believe your ancestors were
> all Conehead the Barbarian types ?
>
> I have it on good authority that my direct ancestors
> invented both fire and the wheel, so the rest of you
> guys owe me bigtime for these contributions.

AND? Mine discovered natural fire not the hoity-toity stuff using
drills and other new fangled non-tradional fire use. My people learned
to go where the lightning striked and walk up/into the fire to get a
light.
--
Keith
From: Bob Myers on

"Twibil" <jose.noway6(a)gmail.com> wrote in message
news:a02be6b9-466c-4104-a309-797bc2911cfe(a)s20g2000prd.googlegroups.com...
>> Which leads us directly to a joke whose punch line is,
>> "YOU'RE Thor? *I* can barely pith!"

> Good thing I don't drink coffee. I would have just spit it onto my
> keyboard.

I find that a bit of sprayed liquid - my caffeine-of-choice is
Diet Coke - is good for a keyboard. Flushes out the Doritos
crumbs an' such.

> (I wonder how you pronounce "Krusty" with a lisp?)

If you'd ask him in person, I'm sure you'd find out.

Bob M.


From: . on
On Sep 25, 11:42�pm, Twibil <jose.now...(a)gmail.com> wrote:
> On Sep 25, 6:21�pm, "Bob Myers" <nospample...(a)address.invalid> wrote:

> > Which leads us directly to a joke whose punch line is,
> > "YOU'RE Thor? �*I* can barely pith!"

> (I wonder how you pronounce "Krusty" with a lisp?)

Say "pretty please, with sugar on it" to Myers. He's our official
reeky lisper.