From: Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD on
A doctor in Scotland wanted to get off work and go hunting,
so he approached His assistant. Fergus ", I am goin huntin
tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take
care of the clinic and take care of all me patients".
"Yes, sir!" answers Fergus.

The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks:
"So, Fergus, how was your day?"

Fergus told him that he took care of three patients.
"The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL."
"Bravo, Mate, and the second one?" asks the doctor.

The second one had stomach burning and I gave him
MAALOX, sir,"says Fergus.

"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the
third one?" asks the doctor.

"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens
and a woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses
herself, taking off everything including her bra and
Her panties and lies down on the table. She spreads
her legs and shouts:
'HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!"

"Thunderin' Lard Jayzus, Fergus, what did ye do?" asks
the doctor.

"I put drops in her eyes " !!