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From: Suds on 5 Jul 2008 15:05 It's like a band of malicious vagabonds is wandering around inside your body. "Gee, what shall we do today? "Diarrhea diarrhea!" Comes the cry from the assembled hooligans. "But first," says their leader, how about a little nausea?" A louder cheer goes up, and they start off to do their mischief, but a small voice pipes up and says, �headache, let�s do a headache�. A murmur runs through the pack, and the leader says, headache goes without saying. It�s de rigor.� �Balance.� Cries yet another virus. Let�s make him stagger like a drunk.� �They begin chanting, �Balance, balance, balance, until the leader raises his hand and quiets the crowd. If we have time, we�ll do balance, but headache diarrhea and nausea is plenty for one day. We�ll start with balance first thing in the morning. But let�s get started.� They tramp off chanting headache diarrhea nausea, headache diarrhea nausea in cadence with their footfalls. Suds
From: Thip on 5 Jul 2008 17:58 "Suds" <Suds01111(a)sbcglobal.net> wrote in message news:fDPbk.4317$np7.1625(a)flpi149.ffdc.sbc.com... > It's like a band of malicious vagabonds is wandering around inside your > body. "Gee, what shall we do today? "Diarrhea diarrhea!" Comes the cry > from > the assembled hooligans. "But first," says their leader, how about a > little > nausea?" A louder cheer goes up, and they start off to do their mischief, > but a small voice pipes up and says, "headache, let's do a headache". A > murmur runs through the pack, and the leader says, headache goes without > saying. It's de rigor." "Balance." Cries yet another virus. Let's make him > stagger like a drunk." "They begin chanting, "Balance, balance, balance, > until the leader raises his hand and quiets the crowd. If we have time, > we'll > do balance, but headache diarrhea and nausea is plenty for one day. We'll > start with balance first thing in the morning. But let's get started." > They > tramp off chanting headache diarrhea nausea, headache diarrhea nausea in > cadence with their footfalls. > > Suds > > I ain't no newbie, but I sure needed a good laugh! Thanks, Suds.
From: Waterspider on 5 Jul 2008 18:42 "Suds" <Suds01111(a)sbcglobal.net> wrote in message news:fDPbk.4317$np7.1625(a)flpi149.ffdc.sbc.com... > It's like a band of malicious vagabonds is wandering around inside your > body. "Gee, what shall we do today? "Diarrhea diarrhea!" Comes the cry > from > the assembled hooligans. "But first," says their leader, how about a > little > nausea?" A louder cheer goes up, and they start off to do their mischief, > but a small voice pipes up and says, "headache, let's do a headache". A > murmur runs through the pack, and the leader says, headache goes without > saying. It's de rigor." "Balance." Cries yet another virus. Let's make him > stagger like a drunk." "They begin chanting, "Balance, balance, balance, > until the leader raises his hand and quiets the crowd. If we have time, > we'll > do balance, but headache diarrhea and nausea is plenty for one day. We'll > start with balance first thing in the morning. But let's get started." > They > tramp off chanting headache diarrhea nausea, headache diarrhea nausea in > cadence with their footfalls. > > Suds > Hahahahah, oh my, that sure does bring back some fond memories ;-) Great stuff, thanks for posting.
From: Dwight on 5 Jul 2008 19:08 Waterspider wrote: > "Suds" <Suds01111(a)sbcglobal.net> wrote in message > news:fDPbk.4317$np7.1625(a)flpi149.ffdc.sbc.com... >> It's like a band of malicious vagabonds is wandering around inside your >> body. "Gee, what shall we do today? "Diarrhea diarrhea!" Comes the cry >> from >> the assembled hooligans. "But first," says their leader, how about a >> little >> nausea?" A louder cheer goes up, and they start off to do their mischief, >> but a small voice pipes up and says, "headache, let's do a headache". A >> murmur runs through the pack, and the leader says, headache goes without >> saying. It's de rigor." "Balance." Cries yet another virus. Let's make him >> stagger like a drunk." "They begin chanting, "Balance, balance, balance, >> until the leader raises his hand and quiets the crowd. If we have time, >> we'll >> do balance, but headache diarrhea and nausea is plenty for one day. We'll >> start with balance first thing in the morning. But let's get started." >> They >> tramp off chanting headache diarrhea nausea, headache diarrhea nausea in >> cadence with their footfalls. >> >> Suds >> > Hahahahah, oh my, that sure does bring back some fond memories ;-) > > Great stuff, thanks for posting. > > I agree with the others, great post. I think I can remember those meetings taking place just before waking each morning. Dwight
From: topcat on 5 Jul 2008 20:50
On Jul 5, 1:05 pm, "Suds" <Suds01...(a)sbcglobal.net> wrote: > It's like a band of malicious vagabonds is wandering around inside your > body. "Gee, what shall we do today? "Diarrhea diarrhea!" Comes the cry from > the assembled hooligans. "But first," says their leader, how about a little > nausea?" A louder cheer goes up, and they start off to do their mischief, > but a small voice pipes up and says, headache, lets do a headache. A > murmur runs through the pack, and the leader says, headache goes without > saying. Its de rigor. Balance. Cries yet another virus. Lets make him > stagger like a drunk. They begin chanting, Balance, balance, balance, > until the leader raises his hand and quiets the crowd. If we have time, well > do balance, but headache diarrhea and nausea is plenty for one day. Well > start with balance first thing in the morning. But lets get started. They > tramp off chanting headache diarrhea nausea, headache diarrhea nausea in > cadence with their footfalls. > > Suds And then a small voice in the back yells, "what about ITCHIES", don't forget the ITCHIES hang in there Suds. TC |