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From: Benton Q. Ningning MD,PhD,RIP on 22 Sep 2008 03:06

I, The Resplendent Dr. Benton Q. Ningning MD,PhD,LAN

Blinger of Faith and Wholesome Fruitiness to sci.med and alt.support
gloups, pleased announce you all destin ETERNAL HELL FIRE! Woo! Sound
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This specially for ignorant neighbour who let ocelot do number 2 on
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floaties in sci groups.

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