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From: Kate XXXXXX on 6 Sep 2008 12:08
The Giant Mutant Ninja Teenager cut his thumb with a scalpel, doing a
model he shouldn't have been doing at that point, whorled through the
livingroom like a minor tempest, hurling a customer's BLACK VELVET
costume to the floor on the way to a sticking plaster, took a short cut
across my bed, and bashed his head on the light. He broke the
lightbulb, scattering fine shards of glass on my duvet...

He had to deal with the cut thumb, hang up the costume, fetch the
hoover, get his dad to help, and is currently stripping my bed, having
shaken the (possible) remaining glass off the duvet outside.

If he's bust my heated electric blanket by planting his giant hooves on
it, he'll be replacing that... And I didn't let him off the bin
emptying he SHOULD have ben doing when he cut his thumb.

I needed a bit of comfort. A banana makes great comfort food, nibbled
slowly.
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Lady Catherine, Wardrobe Mistress of the Chocolate Buttons
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From: Willow Herself on 6 Sep 2008 22:41
LOL your teenager sounds like my new kitten!


"Kate XXXXXX" <kate(a)diceyhome.free-online.co.uk> wrote in message
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> The Giant Mutant Ninja Teenager cut his thumb with a scalpel, doing a
> model he shouldn't have been doing at that point, whorled through the
> livingroom like a minor tempest, hurling a customer's BLACK VELVET costume
> to the floor on the way to a sticking plaster, took a short cut across my
> bed, and bashed his head on the light. He broke the lightbulb, scattering
> fine shards of glass on my duvet...
>
> He had to deal with the cut thumb, hang up the costume, fetch the hoover,
> get his dad to help, and is currently stripping my bed, having shaken the
> (possible) remaining glass off the duvet outside.
>
> If he's bust my heated electric blanket by planting his giant hooves on
> it, he'll be replacing that... And I didn't let him off the bin emptying
> he SHOULD have ben doing when he cut his thumb.
>
> I needed a bit of comfort. A banana makes great comfort food, nibbled
> slowly.
> --
> Kate XXXXXX R.C.T.Q Madame Chef des Trolls
> Lady Catherine, Wardrobe Mistress of the Chocolate Buttons
> http://www.katedicey.co.uk
> Click on Kate's Pages and explore!


From: Kate XXXXXX on 7 Sep 2008 08:49
Willow Herself wrote:
> LOL your teenager sounds like my new kitten!

A friend has a new ginger kitten: adorable, but definitely Ghengis
Khitten, the One Cat Mongol Hoard!
--
Kate XXXXXX R.C.T.Q Madame Chef des Trolls
Lady Catherine, Wardrobe Mistress of the Chocolate Buttons
http://www.katedicey.co.uk
Click on Kate's Pages and explore!
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