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From: Chuck on 5 Jun 2008 12:44
> A man was basking in the sun on a blanket at the beach near the water.
> He had no arms and no legs.
>
> Three women were walking past and each spoke to him.
>
> The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"
>
> The man said "No," so she gave him a nice hug and walked on.
>
> The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?"
>
> The man said "No," so she gave him a nice kiss and walked on.
>
> The third woman came up to him and said "Have you ever been f*cked?"
>
> The fellow said, "No."
>
> She said, "You will be when the tide comes in."




From: Moe Jones on 5 Jun 2008 18:18
Chuck wrote:
>> A man was basking in the sun on a blanket at the beach near the
>> water. He had no arms and no legs.
>>
>> Three women were walking past and each spoke to him.
>>
>> The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"
>>
>> The man said "No," so she gave him a nice hug and walked on.
>>
>> The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?"
>>
>> The man said "No," so she gave him a nice kiss and walked on.
>>
>> The third woman came up to him and said "Have you ever been f*cked?"
>>
>> The fellow said, "No."
>>
>> She said, "You will be when the tide comes in."

Upon answering the door to her whorehouse, the madam was surprised to see an
amputee. "Look at yourself," the madam said, "no arms, no legs, what could
you possibly do here?" The amputee replied, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"
--
Moe Jones
http://www.MoeJones.info


From: Glenn Woodell on 6 Jun 2008 17:35
Both are excellent indeed.

Glenn

On Thu, 5 Jun 2008 17:18:48 -0500, "Moe Jones" <moejones(a)hal-pc.org>
wrote:

>Chuck wrote:
>>> A man was basking in the sun on a blanket at the beach near the
>>> water. He had no arms and no legs.
>>>
>>> Three women were walking past and each spoke to him.
>>>
>>> The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"
>>>
>>> The man said "No," so she gave him a nice hug and walked on.
>>>
>>> The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?"
>>>
>>> The man said "No," so she gave him a nice kiss and walked on.
>>>
>>> The third woman came up to him and said "Have you ever been f*cked?"
>>>
>>> The fellow said, "No."
>>>
>>> She said, "You will be when the tide comes in."
>
>Upon answering the door to her whorehouse, the madam was surprised to see an
>amputee. "Look at yourself," the madam said, "no arms, no legs, what could
>you possibly do here?" The amputee replied, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

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